The makers of Hitman are asking for you to decide which Hollywood actors you’d rather assassinate in the next update.
The marketing for the new Hitman game has already turned the Chuckle Brothers into violent killers, and now it’s trying to get you to pick which aging American actor you’re rather kill.
The choices are between Lethal Weapon bad guy, and known fruitcake, Gary Busey and Veep star Gary Cole. We’re not sure why anyone would have anything against them in particular, but presumably it’s harder to get stars you’d actually want to garrotte to appear in… Read the full story